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sprklcutie's Journal

Created on 2002-06-20 02:01:31 (#600945), last updated 2006-06-04

383 comments received, 143 comments posted

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Name:Katelin FartsAlot
Birthdate:08-16
Location:Windsor and Santa Cruz, California, United States
Website:http://www.hotgoatsandpeanutbutter.com
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poo poo poo, poo poo poo poo poo. poo smells good,
good good good,good good good good good. good like a spoon, spoon spoon spoon, spoon spoon spoon spoon, spoon to eat eat eat, eat eat eat eat eat. eat some poo poo poo, poo poo poo poo poo.

Mmm.. speaking of things to eat,
i think i'll have a tastey treat,
some pigs, some veal
that kinda schbeal
vegema-what? i love meat!

hmm.. other than meat its the little things in life that make me happy. like cats. and like when the tips of peoples sleeves are slighty upturned, that always makes my day. like that movie, the Sweetest Thing, that movie is so great. Crossroads was another great movie, i gotta love Brit! hey... speaking of CrossROADS,- Crossing Over! i love that show! it's soo cool, and it reaeeaaly makes you think.

i also love danceing. i love to jig. REALLY I DO! infact, the next time you see me, you should ask me to do a jig for you, cuz i love to jig. infact, if you ask me to jig for you and i refuse or look confused and pretend i dont know what your talking about, i promis (and you have the proof right here) that i will give you $20 and my entire porn collection and my Hanson cds (which i treasure) and i will give Hannah (my super cooler-than-me sister) a pony. i know that last part sounds kinda odd, but that just proves how much i'de Really like to do a jig for you.

i smell bad, and i fart alot. yep, that's me Katelin-Farts-Alot-Van-Sickle. you better watch out it you think I'm kidding, cuz i really do fart, alot. not just a little or an average amount or even a slighty-above-average-but-doesnt-make-the-people-around-me-uncomfortable amount, like - ALOT! im like "woops! i farted again!, im so embarrassed, i farted just like a minute ago, and there i went again, stinkin up the room again... like the fartpants i am"
thats a real quote you know. i said that right now. cuz i just farted. so if you think i made that up your sadly mistaken Mister. Mister Farts-less-than-me, which probably IS your real name, cuz the odds are in my favor that i fart more than you. cuz i fart a lot.
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